Qmmunity: Offline Under Blue Skies

November begins with an email I received asking if I’d be interested in letting all the Qmmunity listings data be scraped for a National Days calendar. This was because I wrote about National Coming Out Day, which the emailer ascribed to me “clearly keep[ing] up with national days.” Yeah, man. That’s the singular reason for my interest in National Coming Out Day. I’m just freakin’ obsessed with dreck like National Housewives Day and National Banana Pudding Lovers Month. We live in goofy times, Reader. Just too goofy.

But enough about my email. The real world exists offline, and so, too, do I try to be as disconnected from the internet’s muck as possible. Join me in tossing the electronic devil aside for our environment’s inherent physical divinity. Leave the phone in your cargo pants’ pocket – or Baggu crossbody or oversized Trader Joe’s tote or clutch that’s too small to fit anything else – and life opens up. Log off. The weather’s nice, the music’s good, and the sky – and TEXAS!!! – is bluer than ever. 

Breaking Dawn: Breaking Into Fall Thursday 5, Parley

Where have you been, loca, if not making plans for this Twilight-themed social featuring specialty cocktails, games, a costume contest, DJ set, and more? Presented by the sparkling minds of the Black Bimbo Productions. 10pm.

Austin Vogue Nights Thursday 5, Swan Dive

Every first Thursday bumps with the beats of this monthly mini-ball featuring seven categories, cash prizes, and plenty more from Central Texas’ House of Lepore. 10pm.

Out-of-Drag Social Thursday 5, Ani’s Day & Night

Wipe off the face paint and de-breastplate yourself for this laid-back social of drag artists sans costumes. Hosted by Klove and Kale Leif. 6pm.

Con Mucho Amor Friday 6, Emma S. Barrientos Mexican American Cultural Center

Experience the queer quinceañera you deserve with chosen family at this ceremony honoring six local artists with a performance by El Dana, DJ set by Lavender Thug, donation-based bar, and cake designed by Lucky333. Currently tickets are sold out, but keep your peepers open in case more get released. 7pm.

Desires Rendered: Axis of the Discordian Rite Friday 6, Paradise Rot

Chaos rules this bodily-based narrative performance from art collective Desire Rendered, featuring dance, piercings, and “an offering to the senses.” 8:30pm.

Spin That Sh*t Friday 6, Oilcan’s

Curated by Coy opens the Oilcan decks to Austin’s queer DJ masses who have a “REKORDBOX formatted USB loaded with your FAV DANCE tracks” and experience with an XDJ. Winner of the night gets a paid booking at the next event. 9pm.

First Fridays Friday 6, Rain on 4th

This month’s Pride in Black ATX patio takeover features the sweet spins of Jos Tha DJ. 10pm.

Monster Theory Friday 6 – Saturday 7, Stage Austin

Halloween’s over, but the creatures still remain in this two-night burlesque ritual that summons fearsome and flirty freaks galore. Features drink specials, light snacks, and 12 performers per night. 8pm.

Monstros, Myths & Mayhem Saturday 7, Ani’s Day & Night

A collaboration between Clash of the Queers and Kino Kino brings an outdoor wrestling and drag delight to Riverside. No ring, no problem: Just make sure you get outta the wrestlers’ way when they’re pinning their opponents. 8pm. 

Putas Del Fuego vs. Rhinestones Saturday 7, Travis County Expo Center

Big wheels keep on turning in the competition for the Calvello Cup, so see who’ll come out victorious at this weekend’s banked-track Texas Roller Derby bout. 5pm.

XuXa x VILLAGE Present: Black Lotus, 44NGEL, Paris Later Saturday 7, XuXa

From Might Be Magic comes an all-night warehouse bop featuring visiting Berlin DJ and producer Black Lotus as well as locals 44NGEL and Paris Later. 10pm.

Body Mechanics: Halloween 2! Saturday 7, 4211 Todd Lane

The horrors never cease, but neither do the sick beats spun by this weekend’s DJ rotation including Rowena Jean, Dream Days, Rosei Matcek, and New York’s own Scotia. Plus, drag and a demon dance squad join. 10pm.

Slayed By the Bell Saturday 7, State Theatre

A one-night-only production offers a level of exclusivity one can’t help but covet. Covet no longer, Reader, as you can still get seats to this production by art collective Thee Gay Agenda – their biggest and gayest yet. Featuring the talents of Emmet Hunker, p1nkstar, Steph VF, Irielle Wesley, Roxy Castillo, Disco Lemonade, Mase Kerwick, and many more, you’ll be entering homeroom at Marsha P. Johnson’s School for the Sexually and Genderly Gifted. The assignment? A two-act variety show featuring comedy, burlesque, dance, aerial, music, and an opening short film by TGA. Enrollment’s already open, so get yourself a seat by your best friends. – James Scott

ATX Sapphic Hiking Saturday 7, Reimers Ranch Park

Enjoyers of “caves, trees emblazoned with fall colors, or making new connections” ought to make haste to this sapphic-focused morning hike. Park entry’s $5, but the outdoor thrill’s free. 11am.

OutYouth Glitz Gala Saturday 7, Fair Market

Join OutYouth for a celebration 36 years in the making, as they toast to many more years helping local LGBTQ+ youth survive in this state. 5:30pm.

Campfire Queer Storytime Sunday 8, Butterfly Bar at the Vortex

Show your queer pride and tell your queer story at this truly all-ages storytelling event co-hosted and -produced by Anna Nguyen and World Famous *BOB*. 7pm.

Jo’s Drag Brunch & Bubbles Sunday 8, Jo’s Downtown

She’s back, and I’m not just talking about that caffeinated queen servin’ up Turbos. Moxie returns to host this drag brunch, this time with special guests Iggy Bank and Miz Roxanne. Noon.

Mythology Drag Brunch Sunday 8, Blue Lacy

Down from Mount Olympus are the gods and goddesses of drag, serving up a divine drag brunch with hosts Maxine LaQueene and Simone Riviera. Noon. 

Monster Mondays Monday 9, the Austin Eagle

Watch the latest episode of Dragula with your fearsome host Louisianna Purchase and cast Bohemia and Embry Officially providing commentary and drag delights. 9:30pm.

Hello, Darlings Monday 9, the Iron Bear

Let out your inner theatre geek at this month’s musical tribute, hosted by Hilda Dixon and featuring Dee Monica, Midnight Snack, and Haunted. 9:30pm.

Katseye Concert Afterparty Tuesday 10, Elysium

K-Pop Nite goes all-out for the post-concert crowd with a drag show featuring Great Flying Cervix, Gnarly Manx, Miss Petty Cakes, Morte Lumina Danger, and Hya Zakite alongside the Korean pop-stuffed DJ sets. 9:45pm.

The Try Hard Mic Tuesday 10, Barrett’s Too

Show off your tight five at this open-mic, hosted by those fun and funky folks of DEI Comedy. 7:30pm.

King of Drag Season 2 Finale Watch Party Tuesday 10, Oilcan’s

Who will win this second go-round of the first drag king reality competition? Watch along with season 1 star Alexander the Great and season 2’s Papi Culo (San Antonio) as the finale airs. Plus, local drag performances and a raffle for e.l.f. cosmetics. 8:30pm.

Sapphic Night Out Thursday 12, the Flower Shop

This night’s all about sapphic social collaboration as Sevens ATX welcomes fellow organizers Scissor Sisters, the Link Up, Somos Sapphics, and Sapphic Weekly ATX into their party planning. Expect three full floors of activations, tattoos, tooth gems, vendors, and DJ Kshal on the decks. 7pm.

Strap On, Strap Off Thursday 12, Butterfly Bar at the Vortex

Can you smell what the Party Pixie’s cooking? It’s a gay wrestling show! Sapphic smackdowns, melon busting, a dunk tank, vendors, DJs, drinks, and tag-team drag performances abound. 7pm. 

Femme and Queer Freestyle Cypher Thursday 12, Cimarron

Hosted by Locuust and Essynce, this gathering invites the girls, gays, and theys to bring their rhymes, raps, and beats out. 8pm.

Shock Therapy Presents Dismal Disney Thursday 12, Elysium

All’s not well in the Magic Kingdom as presented by host Munster Mash, with Disney classics getting twisted by a campy cast of drag stars. 9:30pm.

Sex Trivia Night Thursday 12, Radio South

New York City’s sex educator extraordinaire Miss Bloom hosts a thought-provoking trivia night about all things fornication, from animal mating practices to sexy science facts. Forbidden Fruit provides prizes; you bring yourself and a few friends to fill out the team. 8pm.

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